Archive for the 'Cycling' Category



10
Jun

Early morning, greased up

It’s only 7am, it’s a Saturday and I’ve had a stressful week. By rights I should be in bed, but instead I’m sitting here naked waiting for the P20 to bond to the skin and give me sun protection. On the hob is a pot of water boiling, pasta for breakfast. The weather report is 26′c, bright blue skies… and today is a day for cycling.

So what’s happening? Well, at 9am there is the London Dynamo Richmond Park Ride. I didn’t complete the last time I did it because I got so frustrated with a guy in front who fell over in front of me, and was a little shaken by seeing a club mate down near an ambulance on one of the laps… it didn’t feel right, so I ducked out. I go with how I feel a lot of the time, and usually it’s the best thing to do. So for me, the 30 miles or so this morning will be a re-entry after not completing the last one and having bonked on a Surrey Hills ride. A start (I hope) of far more cycling once Candy arrives.

And then this afternoon I shall be taking part in the World Naked Bike Ride. It’s a protest ride against oil dependency, and additionally to promote the use of cycling as one of many means to help reduce our emissions from, and dependency on, oil. We congregate around 3pm at Hyde Park Corner, undress, and then cycle 6 miles through the most populated part of London on one of the hottest days of the year. Hence the greased up body covered in P20 sun protection.

P20

So that’s my day. Not quite the average one, and no plans for tonight, though perhaps I might just be a little sunburnt and tired by then that I’m thankful for that. I’ll take the camera… I’ll share what I see this afternoon. Hopefully you’ll be looking at the spirit and atmosphere of the protest rather than all of the bodies.

09
Jun

Candys first moments out of the box

Well, here she is (click for the large image):
Candy, naked.

And she weighs virtually nothing! When I walked in, I had only a small bag containing my wallet and camera… the frame weighed less. Out of sight is the fork, which is also in the Candy Apple Red. I chose for them to be fully painted as I’m not really for the trend of naked carbon forks… it’s a bit common ;)

06
Jun

Remember this…

…”Cyclefit and a new Serotta Nove“?

Well the frame is ‘imminent’. With arrival by Friday apparently. And all of me that was chilling out and calm about it is now jumping around like an over-excited child (won’t someone hit me please!).

So tomorrow I get to pop in and help go over the final choices for all of the componentry. And still, I cannot decide whether to go for the Campagnolo Neutrons or Hyperons, and if Hyperons, should I go for clinchers (which I am very familiar with) or tubulars (which are alien to me).

God, I’m giddy with excitement!

28
Apr

250 Dynamates, and not one more!

London Dynamo closed it’s membership this weekend. We’ve reached 250 members and that is quite a lot for a cycling club. It’s hard to imagine how Richmond Park rides could even operate if a third of members turned out (which the summer months might make a possibility).

I headed over to Crystal Palace on Tuesday to watch the racing there. It was the first time I’d attended a cycle race-meet, and I wasn’t sure what to expect.

Getting there was fun, met another two Dynamo’s at London Bridge, cycled down to Crystal Palace (and up the sodding hill that *is* Crystal Palace), and discover that the race track is a smooth path weaving around a park behind the old telecommunications and TV tower. The HQ for this race meet was a park bench. A hastily drawn, and not quite straight, line on the path made for the start/finish line.

Although being egged on and encouraged by my fellow Dynamates, I wasn’t going to race… this was just a looksee. To figure out how the logistics work, how it’s all setup… so that come the day that I want to race, I’m not an embaressing newbie who knows nothing of how it functions.

The race was entertaining, the pace unbelievable. I really am nowhere near race fitness though, and that was made evident on the way home. South Circular, three of us, the two in front had raced, yet still they were effortlessly pushing 25 > 30mph on the almost deserted streets, including the hills. I barely kept with them, and had to thank traffic lights for allowing me to do so.

But this is the bit that really got me from the whole evening, when the other two had turned off and gone their own way home, I was still in Dynamo gear and cycling towards Kew Bridge. Two seperate incidents happened…

  1. Near Sheen, a car pulled up beside me as I cruised, and a woman wound the window down and shouted “Go Dynamo!” and then slowly pulled off
  2. Beyond Sheen, another pulled beeped it’s horn at me, waved and the driver stuck a thumb in the air.

There is just a massive amount of comradery between cyclists of this level. A level of support that is invisible to wider society. And I’ve seen evidence of this on my commutes when I’ve worn the club gear too… cars give me more space, other cyclists stop and chat and let you go first at lights. There are just so many small things that I would never have guessed would have happened, and only happen when I’m in club gear. It’s wonderful, and really makes me feel like I belong.

24
Apr

‘Let me stick my needles in, let me hurt you again’

Actually that’s a shite song, I shouldn’t go quoting lyrics from shite songs… but it’s hard to find lyrics related to acupuncture, so it shall have to do.

8 Needles, that’s what I had hanging from my back this morning. It should be the last for a while I think. A weekend of not cycling, and stretching frequently has made a dramatic difference to my back. the most significant thing is that it’s straight!

“I said, I’m straight”, now those are lyrics worth quoting, I wish I’d thought of it earlier.

“Give her effervescense, she needs a little sparkle”

I also seem to have found a bit of a sparkle this morning post-acupuncture. It’s rare I feel attractive, but I did for a moment and it must’ve showed through. Walking from Chancery Lane to Bloomsbury, turning heads as I strutted (I think I have a strut, but perhaps this is just another symptom of a stiff back). It is a rare thing, but it makes you smile when you feel attractive and the world notices.

Tomorrow evening I’m off to Crystal Palace to watch the opening of the cycle race season there. It will be my first time at a bike race, I have no idea what to expect… I’ll turn up, and see what happens. It doesn’t really matter if it’s good or bad, it will just be nice to be back on the bike and is as good an excuse as any to add a nice 20 or 30 miles onto the days cycling :)

22
Apr

First impressions never remain

Much to my chagrin my newly adjusted Cannondale cannot be ridden this weekend. I’ve gone and pulled my back out of position and am not entirely vertical at the moment.

A visit to the physio yesterday resulted in the physio saying, “I don’t care if you have the most perfect posture in the world and the bike fits you precisely, if you go out cycling this weekend you will have to face weeks of recovery. Or, don’t get on the bike, stretch frequently, and you can nip this in the bud now and be out cycling next weekend.”. Can’t you tell that I was starting to annoy her?

So I’ve been ordered not to cycle this weekend, and this may be the most frustrating thing in the world.

I had picked up my Cannondale from Cycle Fit on Thursday after they had completed adjusting the bike to come closer to the measurements from the fitting on Tuesday.

They’ve replaced the stem with a shorter Stella Azzurra one, replaced the saddle with an Aliante, and made adjustments to the height of the stem and the seat post. The difference? Incredible! The bike felt invisible, I could ride on the hoods without stretching or hunching. Pedalling was equally invisible, with my not feeling any effort or discomfort to maintain a cadence of 120 the entire way home (10 miles on a slight downhill over bad road surfaces). It also felt light, and responsive… I barely had to think about a pothole and I was weaving around it confidently. I would not have believed that the adjustments could transform a dead Alu bike so much… and all this leads me to do is to get *very* excited at the prospect of the Nove arriving and how that will feel.

Now, perhaps you can see why it’s so incredibly frustrating that I can’t be out cycling today. I want to clock up the miles, and I’ve been ordered not to.

I’ll do the stretches, skip the club ride this morning and tomorrow, and perhaps tomorrow afternoon if I feel tip top and look straight, then I might sneak in a quick 20 mile circuit.

In the meantime… what am I to do in London with the sun out and the city at my feet? It looks great out there, but I’m broke right now (well, the Nove has one downside!), so it will have to be something free or cheap. Shopping is obviously out, and the galleries will be full on a day like today. Tomorrow the London marathon is on, so central London will be a no-no then. Ah well, I’ll make a start on something, the shower beckons, and maybe breakfast at a café… I’ll get out and see why I go from there.

19
Apr

Cycle Fit and a new Serotta Nove

Yesterday I visited the club sponsors, Cycle Fit.

A few things were on the menu:

  • A cardio test
  • A cycle fit with custom Sidas footbeds
  • Purchasing a new bicycle

The atmosphere there was wonderful with all of the staff being very friendly and approachable. Not only did they really know their stuff (it was very obvious) but they weren’t arrogant about it, and I felt comfortable and at ease… which made it very easy to be honest about the type of cycling I enjoy (nice long distance rides, but nothing that will kill me) and where things nag, and what I hoped to get out of it all.

Cardio Test

The first part of the day was spent on the cardio test conducted by Mark Kirkman. This involved using my existing Cannondale R900 on a turbo trainer, fitting me out with a heart rate monitor and face mask (I asked, it measured oxygen on the inhalation and carbondioxide on the exhalation, volumes of both).

Spin up for 10 minutes or so, and when my heart had reached a nice and steady 110bpm Mark started the test.

The test was computer controlled and increased resistance fractionally every 30 seconds. I was riding up an ever steeper hill! At first the resistance is not noticeable, and I was merrily spinning at 110rpm. Gradually though, the legs warmed up, the breathing got heavier and sweat started dripping. The hill is made a little more difficult, as at no point in the test was I allowed to let go of the handlebars or stand to climb… this was a seated climb only.

I lasted 10 minutes 20 seconds before I gave out.

Going over the results I got to understand a few basics that I’d never really thought of, and was given some perspective about where that placed me in terms of others.

A quick glossary of new terms:

  • VO2 = Volume of Oxygen.
  • VCO2 = Volume of Carbondioxide.
  • VO2 Max = The amount of Oxygen consumed in relation to your body weight.
  • Maximum Heart Rate = Er, that one speaks for itself.
  • Fat Bump = The point at which you most efficiently use fat as fuel (rather than carbohydrates).
  • Anaerobic Threshold = The point at which your body can no longer convert fat in to energy and switches to carbohydrates.

I haven’t yet received back the results of this, but the bottom line I recall quite well: I’m above average fitness, have a max heart rate of 183bpm, and I quit cycling a little earlier than I could’ve… as Mark so aptly said, “Some people are more suited to take the pain.”. I took no offense, I love cycling but won’t kill myself racing up a hill when I can admire the view for a few moments and then resume.

I felt I learnt an enormous amount in a very short space of time with Mark, too much perhaps… as the vast majority of the knowledge acquired I don’t understand what to do with. I guess once I get the statistics back it will be a case of googling around and trying to find a meaningful way in which to construct some half-disciplined training schedule that might would be realistic for my mobile lifestyle. The most valuable thing I take away is simply the underlined knowledge that if I want it, the extra power and energy is there if I just push a bit harder. You never know, I might tap into that one day.

Cycle Fit

Phil did the Cycle Fit, and I must say that this was the highlight of the day. I didn’t know what to expect from the cardio, and I didn’t have a great enough understanding of the results of that for it to be valuable. However, with the Cycle Fit it’s a different thing, I knew where I felt pain, I knew that as I’d never been looked at I probably would have some bad habits, and I knew for sure that the bike I am riding does not fit me correctly.

Phil started me off with some simple and friendly questions about how much I cycle, what kind of cycling I enjoy, what I want to do, what I wanted to get out of the Cycle Fit, aspirations for cycling, etc.

After he had a very good understanding of what I have done and what I do do, and where I would like to be, he proceeded to carry out a physical. Testing the mobility of key joints and muscle groups, giving tips for stretches when I gave comments on how it felt (usually along the lines of, “oooh, that feels like it’s never been worked before”).

He was aghast at the state of my back! One ski accident last year and lower back pain from the two years before has left me bending forward like a hinge, rather than being able to roll my back forward. I think he appreciated immediately how the ski accident has reduced mobility and locked up my upper back.

Then onto dimensions: A Clarks-style set of foot measurements, inseam length, difference between the length of each leg, etc.

Finally, I got to hop onto the Serotta Size Cycle:
Serotta Size Cycle

The Size Cycle allows for every part of a frame to be modified, and if you’re buying a Serotta they then build the bike to match these measurements… my measurements.

As Phil said, “We start with everything wrong, and go from there.”.

So with gradual tweaks to the top tube, seat tube angle and length, Phil set my knees in the right spot, brought me forward so that I was very comfortable on the bars, and all the while helping with advice and tips on posture and pedalling to get the most out of each stroke and to reduce damage to my back.

In between my hoping on and off of the Size Cycle a set of custom Sidas Footbeds were produced, and Phil one by one fitted Le Wedge’s to my shoes.

The difference that the custom footbeds and Le Wedge’s made was quite simply unbelievable. I felt the fit throughout the pedal stroke, not only was every drop of power now going into the crank, but I could visibly see that my leg was pistoning in a perfect straight line… a few moments before and the left knee had been floating side to side throughout the stroke. If you’re looking to elevate your cycling style, here in the footbeds and Le Wedges’s you’ll find the greatest instant results.

After numerous more miniscule tweaks to the frame geometry and my posture, we were done, and by the end of the whole process I felt like I was floating in a dream position. Next, was to take that dream position and translate it into a bicycle.

Serotta Nove

I’d procrastinated long and hard over the choice of bicycle. My time is split reasonably evenly between London and Gothenburg, and what I want is to be able to cycle and socialise in both cities. So the plan is to send my Cannondale to Gothenburg, go on long rides with Lygnens Venner with a view to get regular miles clocked up whilst in Gothenburg and make new friends in the process. To do this, I need a second bike for London where I’ll be commuting, taking part in charity rides, and frequently attending the Richmond Park Ride and Surrey Hills Ride.

I’m not quite sure how the decision making process ended up on a custom Serotta. It went through a few distinct phases, such as knowing I had some parts, thinking of getting a frame and building around that, and generally attempting to construct a bike that would fit me better than my stock Cannondale.

I considered other stock frames, the Colnago C50 and Pinarello Paris Carbon FP most notably… but, well they would always be stock frames designed for pro-riders. I’m not a pro-rider, I’m someone who has long legs, a bit of hunch, loves long rides, wants road vibrations dampened, yet wants control and agility on descents and cornering.

I sat on the Serotta forum for a while, watching, waiting, soaking up the views of the people there and still procrastinating over the decision… stock or custom… Pinarello or Serotta?

Eventually the decision was an easy one, I visited Sigma Sport and looked at the Pinarello. It hung from the ceiling and was a thing of beauty. But something didn’t feel right. It was a thing of beauty, but someone else’s thing of beauty. It’s hard to explain really, but I guess this is akin to the way I would lust after Scarlet Johansson… she’s very pretty, quite sophisticated… but only on film, she’s not for me in real life, and neither is this Pinarello. Simply, it was made for someone else. Yet on another wall of Sigma hung a Seven, the Seven also wasn’t for me, but what struck me was the workmanship, the beauty of it.

I knew when I saw the Seven that the Serotta had already stolen my heart. Beyond just riding a bike, there is the knowledge that the bike is pure craftmanship. Not just that it is made for you, to fit you, but that skilled hands put the frame together, shaped the materials, and that a Serotta frame is actually as much an arts and craft piece as it is pure riding pleasure. The level of workmanship that Serotta show is vastly superior to anything else I’ve seen, and the Seven reminded me of this, and gave me an appreciation of it right when I was in the middle of making the decision.

So, Cycle Fit completed, and a Serotta in mind… but which one?

The three my budget allowed me to choose from were:

  • Serotta Legend Ti (Titanium frame)
  • Serotta Legend St (Titanium frame, Carbon stays)
  • Serotta Nove (Titanium frame with Carbon stays, top tube and down tube)

I consulted with Phil on the best choice for me, and with all that I told him, anecdotes about rear-end slide, the state of Constitution Hill, long distance rides, etc… he felt that the bike for me is the Nove. He explained how Titanium is a more ‘lively’ material, and Carbon is a very good dampener. The combination of Titanium and Carbon and his experience in designing the geometry would allow him to create the best frame for me given my explanations of what I wanted.

So upon his recommendation, I selected the Serotta Nove:
Serotta Nove

By far the hardest thing was then to choose the paint job. Serotta have a tool that you can use to try out any of thousands of permutations of colour and style.

I’ve selected a Sizzler GS scheme, with Sapphire Blue forks and front, Arancio stripes… and then everything behind that is brushed satin Titanium or naked Carbon. The decals are white with black trim, except the ones on the chain stays which are matte Titanium.

To compound the decision process, you then get to choose each and every decal and sticker… from the Serotta S on the front (metal badge or decal? what colour for the decal?), down to the “Made in the USA” at the bottom of the seat tube. Absolutely every decal and colour is to be chosen by you.

Julian helped me go through this process, patiently showing examples on other frames of which sticker is where, what it looks like, how the colours look, etc.

From there, the components. I won’t go into the fine detail of choosing this stuff, I’d already set upon Campagnolo Record throughout, making exceptions only for bottom bracket (Royce) and headset (Chris King). The saddle is an Aliante and the bars and stem are Deda Newton.

The most important component is probably the wheels. I didn’t really want to go all bling and have some high profile rim like the Zipp 404’s, they’re really not for me… so being utterly pragmatic I’ve gone for the low profile Campagnolo Neutron’s. A perfect pair of wheels for the riding I do, they are great for distance, comfort and climbing. A fellow dynamate has a pair, and has sworn that in 2 years he’s not had to true them once… which is precisely the type of durability I want.

Tick. Tock.

Now… after having the mild heart-attack over the cost of all of this… I simply have a waiting game. It takes 5 to 8 weeks to custom build a Serotta Nove frame and have it shipped to the UK and built up into a bike. In the meantime I have had the Cannondale R900 adjusted to best fit the results of the Cycle Fit, and preparations to now make for flying the Cannondale to Gothenburg.

The day was fab, it really was. I doubt anyone enthusiastic about cycling could fail to be moved by a custom made bicycle (made just for you! except in this case this one is all me, me, me), let alone the coaching, posture help, cardio-test and absolutely incredible service levels that Cycle Fit offer. I genuinely find it very hard to recommend cycle shops, Sigma don’t do it for me, and neither do Condor… but Cycle Fit was pure heaven. It’s possibly just a shame that my bank balance is now pure hell.

Was it all worth it? I’m sure I’ll let you know in 8 weeks time.

17
Apr

‘I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike!’

So yesterday I went out with London Dynamo and took part in the Sunday Surrey Hills ride.

This is a 50 mile circuit that sets out from Hampton Court Palace, heads into Surrey, takes in Leith Hill, Ranmore Hill and Box Hill before a respite at the Box Hill café and a fast ride back to Hampton Court Palace.

Being the first long team ride I’d been on, and having been in pain on Saturday’s Richmond Park Ride, I decided to do this one with perhaps, a little more planning.

The planning mostly involved actually having breakfast, actually carrying water, and making sure I wasn’t over-dressed and likely to dehydrate too soon.

The dynamics of a team ride are pretty interesting. The best way to ride in large groups is two by two and with barely a foot or two between cyclists. Riding so close has it’s problems though, namely that you can’t see obstacles if you’re not at the front. To mitigate this risk, a system has evolved that resembles the Telephone Game. When an obstacle is spotted at either the front or rear of the pack, a shout is given and the shout ripples forward or backwards so that everyone knows what the risk is.

Here’s a few examples of shouts that were pretty common yesterday:

  • “Car Up|Right|Back|Left”, to indicate when a car is approaching and from where.
  • “Hole”, coupled with pointing to indicate pot-holes.
  • “Rider Left”, coupled with left arm pointing right behind your back, to indicate that we’re overtaking a cyclist and should move out into the road a little.
  • “Chain Off”, or any other problem such as “Puncture”, to let the group know that we’re stopping to deal with a mechanical issue.
  • “Clear”, when navigating junctions to let those behind you know that no other vehicle is approaching.
  • “Turning Left|Right”, to let the other riders know that the group is about to turn and slowing down and being alert might be helpful.

As hinted, there are also numerous hand signs that are used to assist with communications. The left hand pointing right behind the back is used whenever the group is moving out into the road, so is ideal when overtaking cyclists, parked cars, or there is a significant amount of holes and debris on the inside track. A single hand in the air indicates steadying up/slow-down, usually for a road junction but also to allow re-grouping when the peloton had been broken or stretched. A single hand, pointing skywards with a finger, and drawing a circular pattern indicates that the group is rolling again, usually to resume speed after a slow-down or re-grouping.

A few of the hills hurt. Strangely though, pain wasn’t part of the vocabulary. “Warm” legs seems to be more common than legs that have pain, scream or suffer. Well, my legs were very warm! Feeling like they were burning up.

I’d been told prior to this event that if your legs hurt, drop a gear and spin faster and move the work to the heart. And that if your heart is beating fast and is doing too much work, go up a gear and shift the work to the legs. What if your heart is beating as fast as rabbits fucking and your legs are burning up on every down stroke? I had no more gears to go to, and on the approach to Leith Hill seriously considered dropping (to leave the peloton and go alone from there) rather than continue. It wasn’t needed though, each time I felt I was going to die, we reached the top of yet another hill and could enjoy the downhill as our legs and heart recovered a little.

The sense of achievement at having climbed the hills is a wonderful thing, especially when leaving the café on Box Hill and having the view of Surrey rolling to the horizon is your reward for the effort of three hills.

No doubt I shall return for more, the weather was wonderful, the company great and interesting, and the cycling was fantastic.

15
Apr

‘It’s the singer, not the song, that makes the music move along’

And it’s the rider, not the bike, that makes the cyclist move along.

So today was my first team ride with London Dynamo and my legs were hurting before I’d even got out of bed. A quick shower at 7am and a banana for breakfast and then out to Richmond Park for 4 laps in small teams.

Lap 1: Easy peasy Japanesy.
Lap 2: Hmm… could’ve done with bringing some water, and my legs don’t like these uphills at 20mph.
Lap 3: My legs are really screaming now.
Lap 4: …

Thankfully screaming limbs were all welcome at the café where some coffee and scones helped return me to a feeling and thinking human being, which then had me think about how my legs felt… so perhaps not a good thing.

Met some lovely people though, and it’s inspiring to ride as a team… it seems a little more effortless to roll away the miles at a higher pace than usual.

Back home, a bath with The Who blaring out. Will definately get that tattoo I’ve been wanting at some point soon. Perhaps this will be something to do in Tijuana when I’m feeling the effect of alcohol and being egged on by T and K.

Tomorrow the Surrey hills beckon: Box Hill and Leith Hill. I can’t imagine how much it will hurt, but this time I’ll bring some lubrication for my parched throat. It’s a 50+ mile circle that starts 8 or so miles away… so a minimum of 66 miles, likely more. I’m not sure I’m ready for it at all, but want to do the damage so that I’m able to describe everything to Cycle Fit on Tuesday when I get measured for my Serotta.